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I have fancy plans...and pants to match. 25. INFJ. Somewhere in the great state of New York.
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My favorite things: my so-called life, the beatles,
history, environmentalism, star wars, dana scully, feminism,
disney, pretty paintings, degrassi jr high, pretty girls, roses,
occasional misanthropy, general 90s nostalgia, cary grant,
non-network television, coming-of-age movies, old snl

I'm a gardener by trade but I want to be a children's librarian (I think).

FUCK YEAH, JEARS!: How to perform CPR, by Jack Shephard:→

bastardfromabasket:

  1. Become extremely frustrated and breathe heavily.
  2. Punch patient repeatedly in the chest. If you can hear ribs cracking, you’re doing it right.
  3. Repeatedly yell COME ON. COME OOOON. COME ON. Put Gob Bluth to shame.
  4. Lose hope and begin Jearing.
  5. Jear.
  6. Still Jearing? Good.
#jears  
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